Will you be my boyfriend????

Me: Will you be my boyfriend?

Kid: No.

Me: Why not?!

Kid: Be cause i'm married.

Me: I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT!!!!

Kid: You make me sick.

Me: COME ON! For a month?

Kid: No.

Me: For a week?

Kid: No.

Me: For a day?

Kid: Ummmmmmmm........Let me think........NO.

Me: For an hour?

Kid: No.

Me: FINE! What about a kiss?

Kid: No.

Me: On the lips?

Kid: NO!

Me: For more than 8 seconds?

Kid: I LOVE the use of symmetry, but, NO NO NO!

Me: On the cheek?

Kid: I. SAID. NO!!!!!!!!!

Me: Please?

Kid: No.

Me: Please?!

Kid: NO.

Me: pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?!?!?!?!?

Kid: If, IF, i kiss you, on your cheek, will you shut up?!

Me: Yes.

Kid: Promise?

Me: Yes, i promise to shut up.

Kid: *leans in and kisses my cheek* There.

Me: Kid?

Kid: Yes?

Me: WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kid: