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Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader

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Published: Feb 12, 2013

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((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))

Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!

So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't know how to drive.

"____! Are y9u even LISTENING t9 me anym9re?" Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

"Ummmmm......." You rubbed your hands together. "Would you believe me if I said yes?" He glared at you and sighed. "____, if y9u d9n't listen, I can't teach y9u h9w t9 drive!" He said as he reached over you to turn the car on. You took a deep breath and slowly put your hands on the steering wheel. "Kankri darling," You started and looked him straight in the eye. "I know the rules, I know what things mean, I just can't drive."

"Y9u c9uld have just said that t9 me!" He threw his hands in the air. "D9 y9u kn9w h9w triggering-" You slapped your hand over his mouth. "Shut up and teach me how to drive, asslicker." He was silent as you took your hand off of his face. You thought you saw a slight blush, but pushed it away. "Y9u s9und like Karkat......" He mumbled and checked his seat belt, then put on a helmet.

"Am I really, THAT bad of a driver?!" You asked a bit freaked out by his actions. "Well, I can't be t99 sure h9w this lesson will go." He chose his words carefully. You mumbled profanities as you put the car is drive. "D9n't do anything unless I say!" Kankri lectured. "Oh just stfu!" You knew he was face-palming. "(yr name drawn out), Please d9n't get y9urself killed."

You smirked and slightly pressed the gas pedal. "Don't worry! I will only kill you~!" Kankri's head shot up. "WHAT?!" He hissed. You just laughed and started slowly along the empty roadway. "Kidding! Man you are SO gullible!" You laughed again. "D9n't start j9king a69ut death. My father has passed and-" You tuned him out again and watched the road.

Kankri had brought you into the middle of nowhere to practice. And you didn't blame him, you sucked so bad, that you had just recently gotten your learners permit back. The last time you drove, you ran over a squirrel and ended up crashing into the curb, which in turn made the car crash into a fence. Your mom took away your permit after that.

You needed practice. Badly.

Well, as I was saying, you were currently tuning out the ranting cancer. So you did not notice the deer sign. "....and y9u sh9uldn't- WATCH 9UT!!!!" You snapped back to reality and swerved. Missing the frightened deer by a foot or two. You ran into the sign and the hood of the car crashed.

"____!!!! WHAT HAVE I T9LD Y9U AB9UT PAYING ATTENTI9N T9 Y9UR SUR9NDINGS?!" Kankri yelled, dragging himself out of the car, you at his heals. "Not much...." You mumbled assessing the damage.

One of the headlights was badly smashed, and the bumper was long gone, but the hood of the car seemed intact. Kankri was pacing back and forth, talking to himself about something. You could only hear single words once in a while. You started to think of how much the damage would cost.

You added the numbers in your head. New Headlights + New Bumper + License Plate + Hood Damage = NOT GOOD. Your cursed mentally and was about to face palm, when a pair of arms wrapped around you and a head mumbled into your hair, "Y9u c9uld have killed y9urself."

I know what you're thinking, "Yay~! Hugs = Kisses~!"
Well, you may be right on some things, but not this story!
It doesn't quite happen like that....

You were surprised by that gesture of kindness. Its not like you haven't hugged Kankri before, but this one was.....different. You didn't like it. So you pushed him away, an annoyed expression on your face. "What the actual fuck Kankri?!" You were FREAKING OUT. You usually hid your emotions well, but this situation called for an outburst.

"You don't just go around touching me Kankri Vantas!" You thought you saw a look of disappointment, but you shook it off. "6ut I th9ught....." Kankri shook his head and sighed. "Lets just get h9me. We'll need t9 call a t9w truck t9 pick up the damaged car." You growled in return and opened the car, got in, and slammed your door shut while Kankri proceeded to the drivers seat.

((TIMESKIPBECAUSEIMJUSTTOOAWESOMEFORYOUGUYS~! *throws a banana at a random person's head*))

The car ride back to your shared home was a nightmare. It was awkward and silent the whole way. You knew Karkat would be cursing up a storm when you arrived. You were actually wrong for once on that.

When you walked in the door, Karkat was in an intense sloppy make-out with Terezi, on the couch. Just to get his attention, you slammed the door with such a force that it made Karkat fall to the floor and look at you with surprise. You knew Kankri was blushing, and KK was as well. Terezi just smiled and said, "____? 1S TH4T YOU?" "Yeah.." You mumbled. "W3LL DON'T WORRY! 1LL K33P K4RKL3S BUSY. H3H3H3...."

You rolled your eyes and properly absconded from the scene to your bedroom upstairs, Kankri in tow. "Just please speak t9 me, ____! I w9uld like t9 talk ab9ut what happened earlier!" You opened the door to your room and slammed it in his face. You heard an "Ow" from his side of the door.

Then there was a knock. "GO AWAY KANKRI! SO HELP ME I WILL CALL PORRIM!" That seamed to do the trick. When your heard his door close, you got up and checked to see if he was there.

He wasn't.

So you sneaked downstairs to see if Karkat was there. He wasn't. But you did hear slight moans coming from his room. Best turn on the sound proof system. You thought to yourself as you made way for the kitchen. You turned that on and made some tea for yourself and Kankri. You left the pot on the stove and made your way upstairs. You slowly approached Kankri's door and knocked, apology plan in mind.

"C9me in." Said a voice. You opened the door to find Kankri reading at his desk. He had ditched his day clothes and the helmet, and was now wearing some band T-shirt and a pair of red boxers. ((lol)) You smiled apologetically. "I made you some tea, Kankri." You said sitting the glass down on the coaster provided.

"Thank y9u." He didn't look up from his book. Usually, you would grab the book and throw it out the open window. But there were two things wrong with that. One, you were trying to be nice, and Two, the window wasn't open. So you just sat down on the edge of his bed.

You took a deep breath. "Kankri," You started calmly. He put down the book. "Maybe we could....." You trailed off. "Yes, ____?" You took an ever greater breath and let it all out. "MaybewecouldtrybeingboyfriendandgirlfriendifthatswhatyouwantbecauseIhateseeingyouunhappyanditbreaksnyhearttopieces" It took him a moment to decipher what you had just said.

Kankri smiled sweetly and got up, walking towards you. "That will be fine by me." He said and kissed your forehead.

You had to admit, you might actually enjoy this.

Well, this is a oneshot idea i had gotten a few days ago. TTATT I HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK! Anyways, I love Kankri, and he is like, too cute for words in my opinion. So there you have it!

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